I was born a house cat.

2009

i suck at cookies.
Dec 17th

I tried making cookies, but since i have...

I haven’t tasted them yet though :/ I bet they taste the way they look lol
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Listen Listen
Telephone//Lady Gaga It’s stuck in my head i can’t help it :(
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7levels: the smile + the hair MORE HIPSTER EVIDENCE?!...
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formspring

I’m not the only one writing on your tumbler neither the only one having a crush on you I can...
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GPOYW- Absolutely nothing special.
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(via iwontallowit) That guy totally has a ragtime mustache...
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dylancharles: renisanowl: Oh, John Mayer, why art thou...
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You should all do this too.

simplyshady: fiendishthingy: achieving:kaitlyn-hod:tamburina: A - Available: Yeah. B - Best...
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wearetheweirdos: Kate MacDowell
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somethingintellectual: constantflux:delacroix:(via...
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simplyshady: mrazmerized: liveelaughlovee: “Laugh a...
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simplyshady: talkingtrash: shittie-adri: (via...
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robotindisguise: Who wants some Brackfas?! Burritos:...
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Currently HATING Southern California..

It absolutely does not feel like Christmas or winter in ANY way :( It rained like twice within a...
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robotindisguise: Stack-o-cats CATSTACK ALL ON THE FLOOR...
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(via simplyshady) They just remind me of school kids in...
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theanimalblog: Peacock Blues (via SusanGary*GloriousNatur...
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hazelweatherfield:
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LOL
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formspring

Chin up! Hope your day gets better! :) thanks, it didn’t really get better, but, i’m...
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dylancharles: lindsayhuffman: oh my god. i miss this. ...
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teiko: thelovelybones: - Ghost World
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lookbookdotnu: anyway i wanna make a tie thingy like...
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sailorjean: sooo cute!! SO GOOD
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(via crowcrow) augh cardboardlove notes are literally the...
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sailorjean: for Kittycate. found at...
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sailorjean: captainoo: briannebott: YO FUCKING SNORLAX OWNS IN THIS MOVIE LOOK AT HIM FUCK...
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(via honeyyisforbees) NUH UH I’M WORKIN ON IT :(
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likespancakes: yayaaa: (via kissez) so fuckin’...
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likespancakes: yayaaa: (via sensitivemadness)
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simplyshady: (via iquitelikethebeatles)
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tweexcore: quoteskine: A simple rule Same with boys....
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robotindisguise: You shall not pass ...
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I'm really grumpy, i don't like today at...

Can i start over? Ugh :(
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(via repertoryofdeceit) hahahaha
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“Loneliness does not come from having no people about one,...”
— Carl Jung (via simplyshady)
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I confess that in 2009, I have....

skippingbeats: infinitebutterflies: thelovelybones:...
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skippingbeats: it’s true sara, she be lookin’ like you. ...
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luv <3 haha thank you one person on Tumblr who writes in my formspring/has a crush on me xP ...
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skippingbeats: i for real spent all day coloring this...
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somethingintellectual: (via jessicat)
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crowcrow: (via sabino)
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Listen Listen
avalanche: iquitelikethebeatles: fixing a hole
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simplyshady: (via fuckyeahcyanideandhappiness)
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theanimalblog: A therapeutic walk in the park (via...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (708): nutella sex= disaster
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avalanche: (via supersonicelectronic)
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NOMMMM
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Warch Watch
simplyshady: ladymiseria: simplyshady: My childhood. I think I still have this recorded on a...
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teiko: flickflickflicker: fivefifteen: Hello Kitty...
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teiko: misswallflower:(via abolishconfusion)
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txtsfrmlstnght: (310): Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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(via suzywire)
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Wake up at 2pm

Miss everything >.>
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simplyshady: happyadolescent: (via 7levels)
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watersounds: m. lewandowski
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crowcrow: in regards to this post. LOOK WHAT I MADE (in a...
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(via iquitelikethebeatles)
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txtsfrmlstnght: (518): They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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(via graphiceverywhere)
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Do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles take...

Or do they need to remain anon even in their dreams?
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At my friend Sabrina’s house, watching Teenage Mutant...
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Anyone wanna leave me sumfin?

http://www.formspring.com/forms/?667395-AW0gKP74Fq
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ahh i feel bad for whoever that girl is..altho she’d...
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sailorjean: i can’t stop making these :p hahaha i just...
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funeral: (via christinapenland)
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Listen Listen
Winter Wonderland//Jason Mraz I love this man..
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HOW CAN IT BE SO COLD IN MY HOUSE RN.

I even have a cat heater on my butt. HOW.
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(via papertissue)
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Listen Listen
eye-candy: Rocky Raccoon - The Beatles (Anthology 3) It was not the kinda thing that a young guy...
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likespancakes: tweexcore: dailybunny: Via AWWWWW ...
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(via iquitelikethebeatles)
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Warch Watch
thedailywhat: Alarm Clock of the Day: Jeff Saltzman’s “Princess and the Pea” alarm clock was...
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simplyshady: backwardblackbird: sorryitold: this is...
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iwantmybearsuit: Jens Mollenvanger
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iwantmybearsuit: Francois Coquerel
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I think that any social skills i may...

:( i wish i could be normal..
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simplyshady: idlelover: fuckyeahbeatles: (via...
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simplyshady: messrmoony: The ultimate sacrifice!
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likespancakes: justbesplendid: m-altruism: cat and...
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CLEARLY YOU ARE PAUL (almost)
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…..is it weird that i see them as a modern-looking...
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(via simplyshady) omg…LADY GAGA GEORGE?
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spiltneedles: (via ilovemischabarton) she is so pretty....
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dylancharles: skyeatsmarvin: brennadaugherty: ...
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skippingbeats: shirlyn: Why yes, I did make a poster for...
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AAHHH i had this house thing! But it wasn’t Hello...
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simplyshady: (via thethrillofit) i...
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I SWEAR my cat knows EXACTLY when i'm...

Y U DO DAT
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crowcrow: aestheticfriends:thethinkingtank BAH lol idk...
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Wow it feels good to have woken up...

I should probably try to get things accomplished today..
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I'm so dumb i drove to class today...and...

It’s finals week, we only have each class once… I never have any idea what’s...
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simplyshady: (via idlelover) Omg, it continues. LOL oh...
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robotindisguise: anosognosia:
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(via thecellardoor) this is frightning, i love it
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i just had an epiphany.

skippingbeats: i am sitting here making my boyfriend an academic plan for the course of his...
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There are some people i follow that...

I just really can’t stand when people are rude towards other people, it agitates me and makes...
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oddish: anaphora: poptimism: sarawood: lauren nassef.
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dylancharles: hotgaynerds: hate speech is easy....
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Sometimes i wish i was a beautiful asian. Wearing that...
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simplyshady: (via ruffianarchivebox)
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simplyshady: (via macaroononastick)
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repertoryofdeceit: (via vaporeon)
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likespancakes: rushofblood: billnye: ...
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iwantmybearsuit: ...
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unsolvedmysteries: (via come wind come rain)
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applesandpairs: eatingtheglitter: (via...
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simplyshady: (via likeneelyohara)
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likespancakes: aseriesofserendipities: ...
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Listen Listen
You Never Give Me Your Money//The Beatles
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somethingintellectual: studentloansforbeermoney: ...
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somethingintellectual: beneathmybones:(via...
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simplyshady: nowheremuffin: violetta:(mariziacamille) ...
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fuckyeahthebeatles: Reblog if you laughed even though you...
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funeral: metallicmoon: (via geneticmutations) i would...
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willowing: A horse of a different color that you’ve all...
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What do Americans have on stamps?

ifuckinglovetea: They don’t have the Queen, right? Idk lol we have everything on...
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(spot the black sheep!)
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simplyshady: Sesame tofu. HNNGGHHHHHH zomg that looks...
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(via alphabet-pony)
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(via willowing)
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I was just plugging my charger in

simplyshady: And my knuckle hit the wall and made a knocking sound, and a minute later I heard...
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sweetcatastrophes: loveesierra: the best time to wear a...
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catherinejeanette: If you’ve ever played this, you already...
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fs

sailorjean: kittycate: <3 and hugs for you thank you dear, so kind :) :) has someone sang a...
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fs

<3 and hugs for you thank you dear, so kind :) :) has someone sang a the beatle’s song to...
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simplyshady: (via willowing)
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fuckyeah4chan: (via juiceinabox) Reblogged for truth and...
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spiltneedles: ...
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ifuckinglovetea: yerawizardharry: ...
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simplyshady: (via willowing)
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txtsfrmlstnght: (504): i wish i could google “things to eat in my fridge” so i wouldnt have to go...
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WHITE RABBIT!
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(via simplyshady) dat ass hair.
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(via billspc)
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cowgirlblues: by pergyleneism - FOR STARS WILL RISE AGAIN
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ifuckinglovetea: skaa: (via yourdealer) Lawl
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More evidence of Paul hipster-ism
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fuckyeahpokememe: (via omgivan) Something isn’t right…...
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(via alphabet-pony)
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ok

ifuckinglovetea: thestarklerknowsbest: alvareo: PAUL LOOKS LIKE A PROPER PIMP HAHAHAHAHA
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tparty: (via warningdontreadthis)
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alphabet-pony: vulpix. u silleh.
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cowgirlblues: View from High Rock (via BrooklynBoy1968)
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unnerving: sewing attempt for people’s christmas...
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repertoryofdeceit: theconfusedasian: likeneelyohara: ...
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ifuckinglovetea: suesylvester-: theofficeohword: (via...
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cowgirlblues: “love me, love me - say that you love me. -...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (607): flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the...
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ifuckinglovetea: bathroomwindow: (via sammycasanova)
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hazelweatherfield: ...
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likespancakes: littlemissfox:(via justanotherlust) he...
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wearwolfwherewolf: feeding deer (via Tracey’s Flaw)
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crowcrow: stunt:(via mermaidsareflying)
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(via papertissue)
Dec 13th

OMG WHO FERTILIZED MY PLANTS?

repertoryofdeceit: OMG ILU. i read this as who fertilized my pants, what is wrong with me xD
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eye-candy: (via forthlinroad) I’m seriously debating...
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ADHGKJAHDKJGH OMG OMG OMG I NEED THIS. SO MUCH. OMG.
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Warch Watch
New bizarre animal discovered in Japan (via fakkov) aka metavagina?
Dec 13th
Warch Watch
Reptar on Ice 2 (via atghatani) HALT. I. AM. REPTAR.
Dec 12th

Almost 4am = hxc black standup on Comedy...

O____o time for bed yeah?
Dec 12th
simplyshady: (via pigments) OH MY GAWD MY LIFE. Every...
Dec 12th

Why am i so sleepy, i slept in til'...

meh. maybe it’s just the rain and my warm bed.. anyone wanna leave something? ...
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simplyshady: macaroononastick: ...
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I saw Princess and the Frog today.

It was meh. And yes i KNOW it is a children’s movie but it is definitely geared towards much...
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(via foxfancy)
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eye-candy: DO WANT. YES
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robotindisguise: I lol’d gelfling:ailan: Jesus why you...
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likespancakes: (via fuckyeahskinnybitch)
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theanimalblog: (via @openboy) :)
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hey-y-owls: (via britneyfontanapants) I WANT A BIRD...
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thedailywhat: Buy This: Mini Cupcake Maker from Perpetual...
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mildmusings: pho! it’s beautiful o.o
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Apparently they have Cadburys in America...

ifuckinglovetea: IT HAS A MASSIVE PARAGRAPH ON THE BACK GOING ON ABOUT HOW AMAZING AND BRITISH IT...
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likespancakes: (via tiresome) whatever this is AWWWW...
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ifuckinglovetea: heartoffire: nowheremuffin: Rings...
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likespancakes: (via ilovemischabarton)
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lol!
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spiltneedles: theyearwas91:woaah:silentsecrets
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buyalex: this is why Virginia thrift stores rock. ...
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repertoryofdeceit: Hipster Kitty speaks the truth.
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avalanche: (via revolvers) Good morning Tumblr :)...
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theanimalblog: simtan: jumping with anticipation (via...
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thedailywhat: Big Fat Whale. omg i love this. can we...
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alphabet-pony: u win. mewmewmew <3
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(via simplyshady) it might just be the light but that looks...
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repertoryofdeceit: heythereace: ikindoflikeyourface: ...
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eye-candy: Hipster #2 hahaha fo real
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Paul: original hipster
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OMG IT'S RAINING! :D

YOU DON’T KNOW HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME!
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(via fuckyeahkitties) OMG CLICK TO SEE THE BEST GIF EVER
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SO hungry right now, craving Mexican...

like El Torito status, that’s what i want. hungreee :(
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repertoryofdeceit: laurenemilyy: (via vivalacucaracha) ...
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(via billspc) epic Growlithes/Arcanine
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repertoryofdeceit: jauwtheliar: death-by-fetus: Lol....
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repertoryofdeceit: (via smittywerbernmanjensen) i am so...
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repertoryofdeceit: musicalgraves: This ass? DAT ASS ...
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repertoryofdeceit: (via thelovelybones)
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repertoryofdeceit: (via sandrasunshine) IKR
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repertoryofdeceit: intelligentlyscrewed: ...
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simplyshady: LOL THOUGH ah someone watch this with me, i...
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fs

Don’t waste your time hating, instead love someone, you can love and i’ll love even if...
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lookbookdotnu: His way to ruin your cuteness with that...
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dragonette: twoseconds:flickflickflicker:(via...
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thedailywhat: Tee of the Day, Too: Fact: It’s a lot more...
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skippingbeats: kittycate: skippingbeats: kittycate: ...
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skippingbeats: kittycate: thecellardoor: ...
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Hey person: being naked on Facebook...

Stop that right now. I don’t want to see your boobs kthx.
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O—O
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stare George
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fuckyeahpokememe: Submitted by:...
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hazelweatherfield: longlivethequeen:(via...
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lol omg Paul and trombone
Dec 11th

rules for texting girls.

airplaneeatssky: samanthafoster: vodkaismychaser: legitimate: mepineapple44: Morning: If...
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simplyshady: (via heartoffire) oh..mygawd.
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hazelweatherfield: ...
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airplaneeatssky: prostitutionisrevolution: ...
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airplaneeatssky: prostitutionisrevolution: ...
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y u do dat
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being a dinosaur is wrong

simplyshady: witticisms: playmynerves: charmyourwayout:cemeterydrive: you fuckers were...
Dec 11th

LEAST favourite Beatles song?

simplyshady: kittycate: simplyshady: missthetrain: Only A Northern Song Ugh Maxwell’s...
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hazelweatherfield: stopnicole: wtfnicolemichele: ...
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LEAST favourite Beatles song?

simplyshady: missthetrain: Only A Northern Song Ugh Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. FFFFF IT MAKES ME...
Dec 11th

Being gay is wrong.

colinh: annaszczekutowicz: sealegslexi: burnbrighter: thatjeffreykid: wakethedevil: ...
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i love things that are grey and comfortable looking.
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fs

im sad cuas i would rly like to meet you, but im livin like 0ver 9000 km away from you oh,...
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likespancakes: shaayling: dailybunny:Via
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theanimalblog: Deer in the wild (via Phil Armishaw) ...
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likespancakes: tiresome: (via moresugarplease)
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theanimalblog: Mori Girl on we heart it / visual bookmark...
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thecellardoor: fuckyeahladygaga: Friend of a friend drew...
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likespancakes: ohfersure: (via flickflickflicker) you...
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This week has been such a fail week for...

I arrive to every class 30 minutes late because i can’t get out of bed and then i either have...
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they see us rollin’..
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fs

you´re so perfect, its makin me sad oh wow uhm haha well i assure you that i’m definitely not...
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fuckyeahkitties: meinekatze: ipine: miezekatzen: ...
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(via eye-candy) babies :)
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ifuckinglovetea: weareallnarcissistic: albustumbledore: “EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled....
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robotindisguise: Just go down 2 blocks and take a left at...
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(via robotindisguise) i always try to take the stairs cause...
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robotindisguise: Smithers (via bobbydigital)
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(via robotindisguise) 100% UV protection for half your...
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repertoryofdeceit: honorablexmention: (via...
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The number of times i find myself...

is it bitterness i didn’t have before? or lonliness? I would really rather just not think...
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fuck.

something i’m wearing smells like laundry and i keeps smelling it and it keeps making me...
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Tonight (or i guess..last night) was...

I had Honey Green Milk Tea Slush with Boba and Lollichicken :D and these weird new potato things...
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(via simplyshady) unfortunately my life
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unsolvedmysteries: (via codyschwartz)
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Really good engrish part two
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fs

*hug* i really like your beatles post ah thank you dear, a hug is exactly what i need right now :)...
Dec 10th

All dressed up, imma go out and get some...

hellll yeah! leave something maybe? http://www.formspring.com/forms/?667395-AW0gKP74Fq
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GPOYW PART TWO: TRAPPER WANTED TO JOIN AS WELL!
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GPYOW: This shirt always makes me think of a nun so i...
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simplyshady: (via heartoffire) Ringo you are a sexy...
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Ahm lonely :/

fix it??
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